Cosmingtolendar

Droves of civilizations that thrived with Mathematics, Astronomy, Hourglasses and Sundials etc. have all come and gone. However, what they left behind amongst a multitude of many is one that tends to afflict our present day realities with incompetence vis-à-vis timing and specifically dating.

We have been plunged into the very realm of what I would call “clever-foolishness” when it comes to the basic comprehension of simple Arithmetic. This is not to cast aspersions on the ancients, but only to unravel in mist of all perspirations, the aspirations and hence desperation of all post-posterities we are definitely a part of.

I have no doubt that the human race is a mob race. It is a mob race due to the nature of the human brain. The human brain is too dependent on complexities that are uncountable and mysteriously interwoven. If you don‘t mind joining my journey for a moment, how come we still cling to the minuses and pluses in the name of BC and AD as far as the severally aforementioned timing and dating are concerned?

Oh humans, let me let you in on this indispensable. It is all about the CC dating alignments, the CT timing configurations, their convenience and millennial compatibility. The fact is we have been either unwilling or unable to admit that we are time and date robbed. We keep allowing a pendulum of 4000 years to swing high and low at the mercy of inconvenient convenience.

Here I present to all, this very musical and era-defining CC which is “Cosmingtolendar” (The Cosmingtonian Calendar).

DAYS OF THE WEEK:

Daday
Raday
Meday
Fiday
Soday
Loday
Tuday

MONTHS OF THE YEAR:

Cosmingtonacorn
Cosmingtonaqua
Cosmingtonisces
Cosmingtonaries
Cosmingtonarus
Cosmingtonini
Cosmingtonancer
Cosmingtoneo
Cosmingtonirgo
Cosmingtonibra
Cosmingtonopio
Cosmingtonagi

Present day calendars have had their long struggles with Faiths, States and their civilizations as humans stride to map the skies, heavens and unfolding events with utmost vigilance. But Cosmingtolendar is purely Cosmingtonian. I advise you to embrace it with faith and reason.

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Cosmingtocellently,

The Cosmingtologist
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